{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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Bertrand Leslie Hallward was a British educationalist who served as Headmaster of Clifton College and Vice-Chancellor of the University of Nottingham.
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Karijoki is a municipality of Finland. It is part of the South Ostrobothnia region. The population of Karijoki is 1,153, which makes it the smallest municipality in South Ostrobothnia in terms of population. The municipality covers an area of 185.58 km2 (71.65 sq mi) of which 0.78 km2 (0.30 sq mi) is inland water. The population density is 6.21/km2 (16.1/sq mi). The municipality is unilingually Finnish.
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