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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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